Breaking Dawn

Breaking Dawn

To be irrevocably in love with a vampire is both fantasy and nightmare woven into a dangerously heightened reality for Bella Swan. Pulled in one direction by her intense passion for Edward Cullen, and in another by her profound connection to werewolf Jacob Black, she has endured a tumultuous year of temptation, loss, and strife to reach the ultimate turning point. Her immi To be irrevocably in love with a vampire is both fantasy and nightmare woven into a dangerously heightened reality for Be...

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Title:Breaking Dawn
Author:Stephenie Meyer
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Genres:Young Adult
ISBN:Breaking Dawn
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Edition Language:English
Format Type:Hardcover
Number of Pages:756 pages pages

Breaking Dawn Reviews

  • Jenne
    Aug 15, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

  • Holly
    Jul 04, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

    I'd like to start out this review with three simple words that pretty much give away my feelings for this particular story (for those of you who have no desire to read my rant). I hated it. My friend --who stayed up reading the night it came out -- called me very early the mornin...

    The first book from this series comes with a great and unique story line that will leave you hanging until the last pages, but believe me, the torture will be worth it. I am a big fan of the series and of the movies, but the books always had a special place in my heart because it is...

    I'm going to say right off the bat that this review contains spoilers. Spoilers ahoy. I'm not even sure where to start. Should I start with the contrived pregnancy? Should I start with the ridiculous name "Renesmee"? Should I start with Jacob imprinting on the vampire hybrid infa...

    ?I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.? I want to start this review with reminiscing my good old days when I was a teenager and had been waiting the movies to come out. Twilight was more than just my childhood imagination, it wa...

    Half a star--because I at least managed to finish it. Things I learned from reading the Twilight series: 1. Stalker boyfriends are supposed to be sexy. Particularly if they are suffocatingly obsessive as well. 2. True perfection is becoming EXACTLY like your boyfriend and his fa...

  • SR
    Jun 03, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

  • Elizabeth
    Mar 25, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

    I'd like to start out this review with three simple words that pretty much give away my feelings for this particular story (for those of you who have no desire to read my rant). I hated it. My friend --who stayed up reading the night it came out -- called me very early the mornin...

    The first book from this series comes with a great and unique story line that will leave you hanging until the last pages, but believe me, the torture will be worth it. I am a big fan of the series and of the movies, but the books always had a special place in my heart because it is...

    I'm going to say right off the bat that this review contains spoilers. Spoilers ahoy. I'm not even sure where to start. Should I start with the contrived pregnancy? Should I start with the ridiculous name "Renesmee"? Should I start with Jacob imprinting on the vampire hybrid infa...

  • Shannon (Giraffe Days)
    Nov 01, 2007

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

  • Karene
    Aug 03, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

  • Annalisa
    Aug 02, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

  • Ahmad Sharabiani
    Dec 06, 2010

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

  • Denys L.H.
    May 25, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

  • Heather
    Apr 29, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

    I'd like to start out this review with three simple words that pretty much give away my feelings for this particular story (for those of you who have no desire to read my rant). I hated it. My friend --who stayed up reading the night it came out -- called me very early the mornin...

    The first book from this series comes with a great and unique story line that will leave you hanging until the last pages, but believe me, the torture will be worth it. I am a big fan of the series and of the movies, but the books always had a special place in my heart because it is...

    I'm going to say right off the bat that this review contains spoilers. Spoilers ahoy. I'm not even sure where to start. Should I start with the contrived pregnancy? Should I start with the ridiculous name "Renesmee"? Should I start with Jacob imprinting on the vampire hybrid infa...

    ?I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.? I want to start this review with reminiscing my good old days when I was a teenager and had been waiting the movies to come out. Twilight was more than just my childhood imagination, it wa...

    Half a star--because I at least managed to finish it. Things I learned from reading the Twilight series: 1. Stalker boyfriends are supposed to be sexy. Particularly if they are suffocatingly obsessive as well. 2. True perfection is becoming EXACTLY like your boyfriend and his fa...

    ***DEFINITELY contains SPOILERS*** Sorry so long, but I had a lot to say about the end of one of my favorite series. This is a hard one. Overall, I got what I wanted ? The wedding, Bella?s change, Jacob imprinting, and minimal loss of life. It was the perfect fairy tale endin...

  • Lauren
    Aug 04, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

  • James
    Aug 13, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

  • Janae
    Jun 18, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

  • Jillian
    Feb 23, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

  • Fabian
    Aug 22, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

  • Ann
    Aug 04, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

  • Meredith
    Jul 06, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

  • Syl
    Aug 03, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

    I'd like to start out this review with three simple words that pretty much give away my feelings for this particular story (for those of you who have no desire to read my rant). I hated it. My friend --who stayed up reading the night it came out -- called me very early the mornin...

  • Abby
    Aug 06, 2008

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

  • Manny
    Oct 22, 2009

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

  • Katrina Passick Lumsden
    Mar 24, 2009

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

  • Tea Jovanović
    May 10, 2013

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

    I'd like to start out this review with three simple words that pretty much give away my feelings for this particular story (for those of you who have no desire to read my rant). I hated it. My friend --who stayed up reading the night it came out -- called me very early the mornin...

    The first book from this series comes with a great and unique story line that will leave you hanging until the last pages, but believe me, the torture will be worth it. I am a big fan of the series and of the movies, but the books always had a special place in my heart because it is...

    I'm going to say right off the bat that this review contains spoilers. Spoilers ahoy. I'm not even sure where to start. Should I start with the contrived pregnancy? Should I start with the ridiculous name "Renesmee"? Should I start with Jacob imprinting on the vampire hybrid infa...

    ?I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.? I want to start this review with reminiscing my good old days when I was a teenager and had been waiting the movies to come out. Twilight was more than just my childhood imagination, it wa...

    Half a star--because I at least managed to finish it. Things I learned from reading the Twilight series: 1. Stalker boyfriends are supposed to be sexy. Particularly if they are suffocatingly obsessive as well. 2. True perfection is becoming EXACTLY like your boyfriend and his fa...

    ***DEFINITELY contains SPOILERS*** Sorry so long, but I had a lot to say about the end of one of my favorite series. This is a hard one. Overall, I got what I wanted ? The wedding, Bella?s change, Jacob imprinting, and minimal loss of life. It was the perfect fairy tale endin...

    Mislim da je ovaj serijal trebalo da se zavr?i samo s jednim tomom i to Sumrakom... Onaj vampirski poro?aj u Praskozorju mi je mnogo te?ko pao (mentalno), a napora?ala sam se silnih ?ena po knjigama Danijele Stil (ponekad sam imala i po 2 poro?aja po jednoj knjizi) te se mogu sma...

  • Lissa
    Feb 13, 2011

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

  • Teresa
    Jul 24, 2011

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

  • Natalie Monroe
    Oct 16, 2011

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

  • Mari
    Mar 12, 2018

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

  • P
    Mar 17, 2014

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

    I'd like to start out this review with three simple words that pretty much give away my feelings for this particular story (for those of you who have no desire to read my rant). I hated it. My friend --who stayed up reading the night it came out -- called me very early the mornin...

    The first book from this series comes with a great and unique story line that will leave you hanging until the last pages, but believe me, the torture will be worth it. I am a big fan of the series and of the movies, but the books always had a special place in my heart because it is...

    I'm going to say right off the bat that this review contains spoilers. Spoilers ahoy. I'm not even sure where to start. Should I start with the contrived pregnancy? Should I start with the ridiculous name "Renesmee"? Should I start with Jacob imprinting on the vampire hybrid infa...

    ?I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.? I want to start this review with reminiscing my good old days when I was a teenager and had been waiting the movies to come out. Twilight was more than just my childhood imagination, it wa...

  • Ramona
    Nov 06, 2015

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

    I cannot describe the depth of my disappointment and disgust. A baby? A(nother) pedophil-esque imprint? THIS IS WHAT WE WAITED FOR?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS WASN'T AN EPIC NOVEL, IT WAS A CONTAGIOUS RASH. Everything we came to know (and presumably love) about the character...

    The fact that this has an above 3 rating on this website is a travesty. It's taken Snark Squad over a year to read and recap this book, in large part because it was actively awful. Listen, this isn't hating on a popular series because it's cheesy or a love story or any of that othe...

    There's a nice progression here, anyway. I lent Twilight to Cate-across-the-road; we gave her New Moon as a present, and she lent it back to me; most recently, she bought Eclipse, and I borrowed it after she finished. I suggested to her father that the logical next step would be for me...

    Twilight was bad. Not offensively bad, but where Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse failed, Breaking Dawn succeeded. It managed to piss me off, make me laugh, and offend me. What's wrong with Breaking Dawn? Oh, where do I start? Let's see, inconsistent, dense characters, nauseatingly c...

    You read the first 200 pages & tell yourself: Cronenberg could be proud. Am I witnessing the biggest twist in literature history? This was the equivalent of Frodo Baggins losing the ring or Hannibal Lecter coming out of the closet! The book begins in foreign, even (gasp!) exciting ...

    I'd like to start out this review with three simple words that pretty much give away my feelings for this particular story (for those of you who have no desire to read my rant). I hated it. My friend --who stayed up reading the night it came out -- called me very early the mornin...

    The first book from this series comes with a great and unique story line that will leave you hanging until the last pages, but believe me, the torture will be worth it. I am a big fan of the series and of the movies, but the books always had a special place in my heart because it is...

  • Cait • A Page with a View
    Sep 28, 2015

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...

    Breaking Dawn just might be one of the worst books I have ever read. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse can stand together as a fairly pleasing, lovable trio. Breaking Dawn seems almost unrelated to the series, like some crazed, over-the-top fan fiction. In the first three books, Stepheni...

    ****For you dumbasses people that look up to Bella Swan and think she's an inspiration (if such people exist in the world), read this: 12 Things That The Twilight Series Taught Me 1. It's okay to abandon your parents after graduation (literally) 2. When a vampire wants to kill...

    Dear lord. "Didn't like it" is a terrible, terrible understatement. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this book. The deeper and deeper I got into the absurdness of it all, I realized what it reminded me of: a bad fan fiction. Let's start with the *shudder*...pregnancy. GAH! GAH...

    I'll preface by saying that I did enjoy this book - I love the story overall, and the characters, and the premise and all of that. I don't have a problem with Bella, and it was funny seeing her through Jacob's biased eyes - on the contrary, I like Bella. I wouldn't be able to read thes...

    I gave Breaking Dawn several days' worth of chances and it did nothing but stun, anger, and disappoint me. I enjoyed the first three books, despite how badly written and full of grammar mistakes and typos they were, because they were fun and exciting and took me away from a sucky year ...

    Breaking Dawn (Twilight #4), Stephenie Meyer Breaking Dawn is the fourth and final novel in The Twilight Saga by American author Stephenie Meyer. Divided into three parts, the first and third sections are written from Bella Swan's perspective and the second is written from the perspec...

    The last book of the series. You would think this would all get better, eh? It hasn't for the most part. But yeah, there is a happy ending (no doubt about it). Yeah, they DO IT (Bitchface and Edtard). Yeah, Bella turns into a vampire. How come I'm not surprised? The novel ended all too...

    WHAT. No, seriously, what just happened. Like the entire book (and series) built up to this huge final battle. They're all lined up ready for some epic fight and then... (view spoiler)[Oh sorry it's all a misunderstanding. You can all go home now. The end. At least the movie change...

  • Miranda Reads
    Mar 27, 2018

    If you loved Breaking Dawn and don?t want to see it criticized, I?ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one sitting. I awaited the release of Eclipse with great anticipation. ...

    oh yes, so VERY many spoilers! and unladylike language, sorry. p.1: god help me. Here we go. p.8: yep, Edward is already "going overboard" protecting Bella. p.20: Her parents think it's a good idea for her to marry this weirdo at 18? They never think ANYTHING is a good idea....

    I was so disenchanted with Eclipse I wasn't excited for this read, but I had to know how it ends. I held off judgment in hopes that the conclusion would redeem the series. The verdict? Hard-to-swallow soap opera. A car crash you can't stop staring at in hopes that something salvageable...

    [pardon any grammatical/spelling errors, I'm not reading this over again--I didn't get much sleep obviously:] If I could give this book a lower score, I absolutely would. When you create a book series, there tends to be an issue with the next book that comes out in the series having...

    Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical. Interviewer: ?Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it?s almost heartbreaking because they don?t want it to be over. It?s a little bittersweet, isn?t it?? That look on his face is pure,...

    Where do I begin? I LOVED this book. It was even better than I even imagined. So many surprises! I picked mine up at midnight when it was released and could hardly put it down. So first off...the wedding was beautiful. The honeymoon was even better. Stephenie Meyer did an amazing j...

    Reviewer update Aug 2009: I have demoted the book from 5 to 4 stars. My confession/explanation is at the end of the original, unedited review. ___ Yes, I gave it 5-stars. This is partly because I was so pleased by it compared to the last two books in the series that I overreacted. ...

    Page 318 - Had her body changed because she was a werewolf? Or had she become a werewolf because her body was wrong? The only female werewolf in the history of forever. Was that because she wasn't as female as she should be? Okay, it's always been obvious that the only things Smeyer...

    This is a direct quote from Seth, Stephenie Meyer's brother and the person who runs her website. "In an attempt to keep the books clean and not make young girls think about things that they don't need to think about, no other book mentioned anything about reproductive systems." H...

    Oh the memories. The angsty teen memories. They're all flooding back. It should come as no surprise that I have a dark and dangerous past - I was a Twihard. I loved this series with every beat of my teenage heart. I had a poster, I had a vegetarian vampire shirt, I had a themed ...